Jonathan William Walter has always had little to say about himself. An incredibly humble creature, Jon has always been kind to those he cares about and never looks upon strangers with prejiduce. While remaining quite cynical about the rest of the world, he learned to just accept most things and observe and report, like a stenographer. You may be thinking, hmm, I bet Old Sven doesn't even know what a stenographer is, but you'd be wrong. However, I'd probably be right in assuming that you don't (Hah! Calling the kettle black!). A stenographer is someone who writes everything that's said in a courtroom. While not exactly the same thing, Jon always had a love for reporting, The News. Throughout his life he grew in prestige and even gained some political respect. His name swept through the journalism world after his exposure of Government Medicare funds being diverted to a Top Secret Military operation for training midget assasins. By the age of 35 he was Chief editor of The Time's Los Angelas bureau, and in 2031 he put out a book entitled "Traffic Light Karma" on a compilation of his many life experiences. However, only a few months after it's release, WW3 struck down upon the Earth. China, the worlds newest superpower, had rashly begun a Chinese supremacy style attack upon the rest of the world because of a devastating insult directed towards their public transportation system made by the country of Australia which was published in People magazine. The ensuing conflict, which happened to involve gamma radiation bombs and the like, left the world in ruin and sparcely populated. Yet Jon seemed to survive the turmoil and lived alone in a rural mountain town in former Colorado. While never too bothered by the events rampaging around the world, he did record them, entombing them forever in print. One low radiation day in the fall of 2038, he decided to try and get his reports on the end of the world published somehow. The 53 year old Jon went out on his bike with his greatest works and began peddling. He hadn't gotten far when a Semi began to appear in the distance. As the Mack Truck Behemoth approached, Jon felt a joy deep inside him. His 20/15 eyes could barely make out the driver, yet he did see who it was. The driver was The Incredible Hulk. Elated, Jon threw his work into the air, spread his arms and was taken away from all of us, by a jolly green being who's wisdom and power we will never understand.