In the year 2027 Maddox, the pirate, finally snaps. Made famous by authoring the self-proclaimed "Best page in the universe." He is survived only by his beloved pet Rabbit, who he affectionately named Squirlie. In January of 2022 he developed a sick obsession with the contents of a blueberry pie he bought at an International House of Pancakes. Convinced it could only have been manufactured by Smurfs, who he once referred to in a rare radio interview as "evil communists," he sent a letter to his local IHOP. In the letter he demanded they stop serving blueberry pie, threatening to unleash a series of coordinated, deadly biological attacks on various employees and know IHOP supports if his demand was not met by 2027. His plan was to infect IHOP employees with a deadly form of Syphilis in the event that his very reasonable demand was not meet. Over the next year he kept a diary of his activities. Added together with his theories about the "evil Smurfs," their socialist society, and how they had cornered the blueberry market, the work is published in Scotland under the title "Where Gargamel Went Wong." Much like his old website the book gains a cult following and even makes it briefly onto the UK's best seller list. However, success does not comfort his troubled mind. The April 5th, 2027 deadline passes and he readies himself for war. Armed to the teeth with his pistol, an M4 assault riffle, and several syringes containing a rare, radio-active strain of the Syphilis virus, he begins to lay siege to his local IHOP. However, once outside, it occurs to him that he did not pack a lunch. Hungry from having skipped breakfast, he decides to go inside and get a plain waffle and some Jam before he carries out his attack. As fate would have it, the former president of the united states of America, William Jefferson Clinton, is inside enjoying a hefty IHOP breakfast. Bill's still got that smile, and like a sailor to the sirens, Maddox is drawn in. Fitting the description of a gun-wielding maniac, a member of the secret service unloads two quick shots into his chest. He falls forward, and dies directly on top of Clinton's table. Luckily, the former presidents popcorn shrimp and Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity meal are unharmed. Although Most of his Grits as well as his day are ruined.