In 2015 Steve Jobs is informed by his top Spy/Dungeon Master "Greg the mighty" of a critical flaw in Microsofts latest OS release [code name: "Barramunda."] Jobs has the information posted on the internet, where it becomes viewable by Hackers all over the world. This results in hundreds of thousands of separate attacks on various Microsoft servers, including Bill Gates own personal home server. Gates becomes furious when the plasma-screen digital paintings that adorn the walls of his mansion are changed by hackers to display various graphic forms of both animal and midget pornography. After years of lusting after profit margins, greed has eaten away at his sanity. Gates swears revenge on Jobs and dedicates a substantial amount of his own fortune to the development of "One foot long robot spiders that spit acid," inspired by the 1984 film "Runaway." However, Gate's evil plan [Codename: Hey, does anyone remember that weird movie with Gene Simmons in it... from the 80s... with acid-spitting robot spiders?] is discovered by the civilian press when a leading scientist on the project is blinded by an errant, somewhat premature, acid ejection. (Side Note: The scientist later became part of a class-action lawsuit, headed by famous actor Rainier Wolfcastle, against the makers of safety goggles that "Do nothing"). Jobs, being Gates equal in both ping pong and lunacy, decides to counter Gates gambit by hiring Tom Selleck, the star of "Runaway," to be his personal body guard. Unfortunately, while Selleck was great in "Three Men and a Baby," he is simply not capable of unclogging coronary arteries, and two weeks into his tenure Jobs dies of a heart attack while on safari in Saskatchewan.