General Griffin was a 3 star general that disappeared from the military during the Rhode Island civil war in 2005. He set up a secretive underground base in El Salvador where he built up a military regime funded by his control of an underground movement of sponges. When the time came for Griffin to make his move for domination of Central America, he was hit with a severe case of unstoppable hiccups. He tried everything he could to get rid of them. He drank gallons of water. He tried to hold his breath. He even rented "How Stella Got Her Groove Back" in his effor to scare it out of himself. In the end, Griffin had to take a leave of absence from his command. Griffin checked himself into the C.U.N.T center (Clinic for Unusual and Nutty Treatment center) He put his second-in-command in charge of his military. The man that Griffin put in charge would end up ruling the world, and that man is Joseph C Chirachella. Griffin ordered Chirachella to make no attacks, fortify his location and tighten the control of his surveillance. Joe went against his orders and conquered Central America. In three months, he went on to conquer the world with his incredible persuasion and military skill. When word got to Griffin that Chirachella was moving across South America taking countries one by one. He demanded that Chirachella step down from his command. Chirachella responded by destroying the C.U.N.T center with a tomahawk missile donated by Joe's proud, supporting U.S. army. Griffin's hiccups suddenly ceased but so did his life.